Dressed as cannon fodder and vowing to kick the heroine’s head off

"Ayu?" Looking at the energetic young man in front of him who was a head taller than himself, Lin Feng felt a little irritable for some reason.

"Are you here to buy pickles?" He looked at the other party with a dark face.

"Yes, yes, this is Lin Shanjiang's home, right?"

"No pickles today!" Lin Feng slammed the door and closed it.

Ayu rubbed her nose that was hit by the door and shouted in confusion: "Who are you? Is Lin Shanjiang at home?"

Will he be able to do business if he shuts him out in good condition?

Lin Feng went back to the house with a puffed up face.

Lin Yunxi and his daughter were busy with their heads down and did not notice his expression.

"Lin Feng, who is it?" Lin Shanjiang asked while busy.

Lin Feng didn't want to talk and just kept working.

"You kid, who's knocking on the door?" Lin Shanjiang raised his head and looked at Lin Feng, who was furious.

"Hey, are you angry? Look at me, you don't even know anyone. Why are you asking me to open the door? I wouldn't know if I asked you."

He smiled and opened the door himself.

Ayu was still shouting outside the door, her voice a little urgent.

"Come on, come on, so anxious." Lin Shanjiang muttered and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, I saw a big butt twisting in front of me, and I was shocked.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing! This is the front door of my house!"

Spring is coming soon. Is this man in heat like an animal?

Ayu turned to look at him in pain: "Is Brother Shanjiang here?"

"I am, who are you?"

Ayu grasped the waistband of his trousers with both hands, clenched his fists tightly, and his face turned red: "I am Ayu."

I can't bear it anymore, I really can't bear it anymore.

He didn't know what he had eaten for lunch. He suddenly couldn't hold it in anymore and was anxious to get into the tub.

Lin Shanjiang looked at him puzzled.

Which onion is Ayu?

Why is it so painful to come to me?

"Where is your toilet...?" Ayu gritted her teeth and asked.

The two buttocks were clamped so tightly that it felt like ejaculation was about to come out of her anus.

"Are you looking for me or the toilet?" Lin Shanjiang was very unhappy.

Can looking for him and looking for the toilet be the same thing? This guy is killing people!

Ayu couldn't help it anymore, pushed Lin Shanjiang away and rushed in: "I want to go to the latrine."

"Young man, your attitude is wrong!" Before Lin Shanjiang finished speaking, he saw that the other party had rushed into his temporary hut and closed the swaying door.

A popping sound soon came from the toilet. Lin Shanjiang covered his nose in disgust and shouted in disgust: "Are there any leaves in there?"

After they finished their massage, they wiped their butts with washed soft tree leaves. This is what Yun Xi requested after the separation.

No matter how you say it, the young man is contributing fertilizer to the field that his family is about to cultivate (purchase).

Forget it, don’t argue with him.

Lin Shanjiang is a good person after all, a good person who is kind to others.

Ayu concentrated and held her breath, concentrating on solving major life issues inside, and didn't even hear what Lin Shanjiang was saying.

After squatting inside for a long time, he finally felt comfortable.

He let out a long, comfortable breath and looked around, but didn't see the tool he wanted.

"Where are your toilet chips?" he asked, sticking his butt out.

"What toilet chips?" Lin Shanjiang was stunned for a while, and then he understood, "You want to eat your shit! In our poor family, who will help you wash that shit stirrer? There are clean leaves on the side, do you see it?"

Only wealthy people are eligible to use toilet chips, right? It can be washed and used repeatedly, that is, only if there are servants at home, someone can help clean it.

Most people in their village just pick up a small stone on the ground and scratch their butts, which is simple and crude.

Ever since their family used tree leaves, Lin Shanjiang felt that he was a superior person.

Unexpectedly, a strange boy came and wanted to use the toilet chips that none of them had used? What a dreamer.

Ayu got the leaves, studied them for a while, and finally figured it out.

Picking up his trousers and fastening his belt, he pushed open the ajar door of the latrine, walked up to the dark-faced Lin Shanjiang, smiled and saluted, "Uncle, thank you very much."

Lin Shanjiang covered his mouth and waved his hands: "Hurry and wash your hands. The smell is too strong."

Ayu walked quickly to the water tank in the yard with a blushing face. Just as she was about to pick up the spoon, Lin Shanjiang snatched it away.

Lin Shanjiang sighed, resignedly scooped up water and poured it into his hands, and roared: "Use the soap on the side and rub it in to wash it."

If his dirty hands touched his spoon, his daughter would be disgusted to death.

Ayu chuckled and kept scrubbing her hands in embarrassment.

Confusion arose in my heart: This farmer actually has a pancreas at home?

It is still a good quality Xiangjizi. It looks like it is bought from a serious store, not the inferior goods sold by their salesmen.

Lin Shanjiang rinsed Ayu repeatedly for more than ten times before reluctantly letting him go.

"Tell me, why are you coming to my house?" He looked at the other party with a dark face.

The first impression was of the other person's big butt, and he was worried that he would have nightmares at night.

"Uncle, I am the brother-in-law of the old man in town. He must have told you, right? I want to buy pickles from your family." Ayu smiled shyly, showing two tiger teeth, which looked a bit cute.

Lin Shanjiang paused—a salesman? OK, here comes the business!

"Ahaha, didn't you tell me earlier?" He instantly transformed into an enthusiastic uncle.

He stretched out his hands, held Ayu's hand tightly, and shook it enthusiastically: "Oh, my uncle is blind. I didn't expect that my brother-in-law would be so young. I thought he would be an uncle."

You can't blame him, right?

This young man looks to be at least 20 or 30 years older than the old man, so no one would associate them with that.

Lin Shanjiang looked at Ayu with a smile, his eyes full of gossip: I didn't expect that old man to be so brave even at such an old age?

I didn’t expect him to be so rich, yet he could still eat young grass like an old cow.

I admire you, I admire you, you are so good! I will have to ask for advice another day.

If he learns it, he may be able to marry a beautiful wife.

Ayu blushed and smiled: "Yes, it's normal that you didn't expect it."

His brother-in-law was with him, and many people thought they were father and son.

"Yun Xi, my salesman is here!" Lin Shanjiang shouted happily into the room.

Lin Yunxi came out quickly.

The old man introduced the salesman, which was an unexpected surprise for her.

If she could establish a long-term cooperative relationship with this salesman, she would be much more worry-free in future business.

"Hello, Miss Lin! I am my uncle's brother-in-law, my name is Ayu." Ayu didn't expect that the girl her brother-in-law said was capable was so young and sweet, so she suddenly started to stutter a little.

Lin Yunxi was also a little surprised.

I didn’t expect that my grandfather’s brother-in-law was such a young and handsome guy.

Everyone likes to see beautiful things, and Lin Yunxi is no exception.

\"Hello, Brother Ayu! Just call me Yunxi. Try my pickles first.\" She took out a few small bowls of pickles that had been prepared in the space.

When it came to business, Ayu immediately calmed down.