Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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After entering November, the weather becomes colder.

The mountains around Hogwarts were gray and covered with ice and snow, and the lake was as cold and hard as tempered steel.

Every morning there is frost on the ground.

Li Xian could see Hagrid's huge figure standing at the dormitory window. He was wrapped in a long moleskin coat, wearing rabbit fur gloves, and huge beaver fur boots, flying on the Quidditch pitch. Broom to defrost.

It seems that I have been coming to Hogwarts for so long, but I still haven’t said hello to the kind-hearted Hagrid?

"We're about to go on stage... I'm really excited!"

In the Ravenclaw common room, the members of the Quidditch team were also gathered here at the moment.

Captain and Chaser Jack, Chaser David Holmes, and Chaser Li Xian.

New batsman Bradley, and batsman Roger Davis.

and new Seeker Daniel.

Daniel, who is already in his fifth year, has finally been promoted from substitute seeker to official seeker position. Although the reason is because...the last Seeker graduated and a more suitable candidate could not be found temporarily.

This problem also occurs with Roger Davis. His talent as a chaser is obviously higher, and he was filled in this position because he could not find a more suitable batsman candidate.

Even in terms of chasers, in many cases chasers usually require fast and agile fliers, so female players are ideal. But right now, there is not a single girl among the official Ravenclaw players, including substitute players...

This also shows that the current Ravenclaw Quidditch team is in short supply, so much so that Li Xian had to suspect that Jack came to see him purely because he was ill and sought medical treatment.

But even so, Ravenclaw's Quidditch performance still ranked second, second only to Slytherin.

"I heard that there are seven hundred fouls in the rules of Quidditch?"

As Bradley, who is also new to the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, he is the most excited today.

"You're talking about the Quidditch World Cup final in 1473, when all seven hundred fouls were committed."

According to captain Jack, in addition to the ten conventional foul methods mentioned above, the 700 foul methods also include:

Transform the Chaser into a skunk;

attempted to decapitate a goalkeeper with a machete;

releasing a hundred vampire bats from under the Transylvania captain's robe during a game;

Burn the opponent's broom tail;

clubbing an opponent's broom;

Ax attack opponents and so on.

Hearing this, the rest of the team members took a breath. Only Li Xian felt very sorry for not being able to witness such a wonderful game.

Attack your opponent with an ax? ? ? Why do these operations make Li Xian couldn't help but think of the car mechanic in "Shaolin Soccer" who plays football and carries a wrench with him?

"Don't be nervous, everyone. I am a car mechanic myself, and this wrench is what I use to tighten screws. It makes sense, right?"

Ha ha ha ha......

While Li Xian was secretly having fun, Bradley, as a newcomer, asked again:

"One more question, as the rest of the players, like the Chasers, couldn't the Batters come in and grab...the Snitch?"

"Of course not! Seekers are special beings, you must understand this."

Captain Jack once again reiterated [Ten regular fouls]:

[No Pulling]: Grab the opponent's broomstick to slow down the opponent or hinder his progress. (all players)

[No Collision]: Deliberately collide with the opponent while flying. (all players)

[No sudden braking of the broom]: Emergency stop the broom, hoping to make the opponent deviate from the flight direction. (all players)

[No batting allowed]: Hit the Bludger toward the spectators. (for batsmen only)

Elbow strike - Abusing the elbow to bump into the opponent. (all players)

[Hitting from behind the hoop is prohibited]: Hitting the Quaffle with any part of the body through the hoop - the goalkeeper should block the hoop in front of it, not behind it. (for goalkeepers only)

[No holding the ball into the ring]: The Quaffle is still caught in the hand when passing through the hoop - the Quaffle must be thrown. (Chaser only)

[No Destruction of the Quaffle]: Doing tricks on the Quaffle - such as puncturing it so that it can land at a faster speed or move forward in a zigzag path. (Chaser only)

[No Touching the Snitch]: Any player other than the Seeker touches or catches the Golden Snitch. (All players except Seeker)

[No pinching]: More than one chaser enters the scoring area. (Chaser only)

"Other than that, you can do whatever you want?"

After Jack finished speaking, he glanced at Li Xian meaningfully.

After the small meeting was over, Jack pulled Li Xian aside:

"So are you ready?"

"what to prepare?"

Li Xian looked at Jack curiously, and Jack coughed twice: "Although we Ravenclaws are not as good at tricks as Slytherin, we can't be unprepared!!! For example... you did that to me last time. That kick you used can definitely be used for a wave."

"you sure?"

"The rules say you can't elbow or hit people, and they don't say you can't kick people!"

Jack suddenly said with a serious face: "Of course! It depends on who the opponent is. If it is someone like Slytherin who is unclean on the field, we will treat him in his own way, but If it's those fools from Hufflepuff... let's compete with them and kick them into shock, it will affect both houses too much."

Ha ha.

Why does Li Xian always feel that Jack's subtext is telling him: As long as it affects our Ravenclaw score, you kid will kick them into shock!

But no matter what, whether it's the ten regular fouls or the seven hundred fouls... the rules of Quidditch are still full of flaws, and trying to do some tricks in them is nothing to Li Xian. Difficult matter.

After separating from Jack, Li Xian, the cook, went to the auditorium.

Because it is the weekend, the meal time in the auditorium will be ten minutes longer than usual.

The three meal times on a typical day are -

Breakfast 8:00-9:30

Lunch 12:00-13:00

Dinner 16:30-19:00

Of course, during formal dinners such as the beginning of school, the end of school and holidays, the start time will be later and the dining time will be extended accordingly.

When Li Xian arrived at the auditorium and ordered a pasta dish, he asked for some raw garlic and was about to find a corner to eat.

They happened to bump into Ron, Harry, and the new Hermione who joined them.

Now the relationship between the four of them is no longer as simple as classmates, but as simple as friends.

They are all uncle Jiu's disciples.

According to seniority, all three of them have to call Li Xian senior brother! It's just that... they don't have the habit of calling senior brother.

"Do you like noodles that much?"

Ron looked at Li Xian holding the portion of noodles and asked with a puzzled expression, "I see you eating this almost every day."

"No, he doesn't like noodles."

Hermione explained on the side: "He just wants to eat garlic and needs to eat noodles to go with it."

"Little Junior Sister Hermione understands me!"

Li Xian smiled slightly and looked at Harry, who looked unhappy: "What's wrong? Junior Brother Harry? Why are you so unhappy when you come to have a meal?"

Ron explained from the side:

"Forget it! Hermione lent Harry a copy of "The Amazing Quidditch", but Snape made up a temporary rule saying that library books are not allowed to be taken out of the school. So they confiscated them, and by the way Five points from Gryffindor...that's really bad."

Li Xian expressed sympathy for this and suggested:

"How about we try to turn you into Harley again? I think that when you turned into Harley that day, Professor Snape's attitude towards you was not so bad. Let's think about it... "