The villain just wants to go offline

"Humanity!"

The elf showed a horrified face, his trembling body kept swinging his slender legs, and his back hit the bed. Then he looked through the birdcage at a huge human face attached to the cage, reflected in a pair of ruby-like eyes. Showing his panicked face.

"Really an elf, with fair skin, light yellow hair, and pointed ears..."

Miles smoothed the blond bangs on his forehead: "...It's just that this hair color is not as blond as mine!"

"you!"

The elf's tense mood suddenly broke through: "This is the first time someone has said that someone's hair is not good-looking. Damn humans, you are not allowed to insult the symbol of the elves. Our hair color is the pride of our clan!"

"Who else said that the elf's hair is golden? It's just more golden from beginning to end!"

"Really? What's so strange about yellow hair? I've seen all kinds of colorful hair when I walk down the street, and I've seen all rainbow-colored hair. What do you have to be proud of, you yellow-haired girl!"

Miles complained as he looked indifferent.

But what he said was true. He had come to another world, so why not experience the specialties of the other world? The colorful hair on the street was more complete than the color spectrum.

"puff!"

Marlene covered her mouth and smiled softly from behind. Only at this moment did the head maid, who had watched Miles grow up, feel that the young master was like a child. The eyes of the old maid Huanghua suddenly changed: "Oh, no, the young master is now an adult. Hey, he’s an adult now!”

"Marlene, do you know that the look in your eyes right now is like you want to eat me!?"

Miles couldn't help but take two steps back. Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and the woman stuck between thirty and forty is simply like a wolf or a leopard. She is still the kind of wolf and leopard who has never eaten meat. Look at Miles, a little sheep that has been fattened since childhood.

Marlene was not shy at all after being pointed out. The head maid looked at the little man calmly.

Miles did not dare to look at the head maid again. Miles just wanted to say that he was still a child. He had told himself since he was a child to think long-term and not to lose the big at the expense of small things. Otherwise, how could he have made Marlene so miserable that she had never tasted meat? The old servant's.

"and many more!"

Miles suddenly frowned and pinched his chin.

Watson: "You found your blind spot!"

Is Marlene good-looking? ?

The answer is yes, how could the beautiful girl sent by the good grandfather who had never met him be not beautiful? They were all the most beautiful sixteen-year-old girls in the Kressai border that year, and in In the old Bond's eyes, beauties were probably expendable, so he replaced Miles with one every year.

But it was understandable that Miles didn't have that idea when he was a kid and didn't have the tools to commit crimes.

But someone who also does handicrafts in the dead of night, even if he is solving it himself, has not asked the maids to help, especially since he has been bumped into by Ma Lian and other maids several times, so he has been in Ma Lian for a long time. There is no image in the eyes of the maid.

Is it because he's too familiar with it that he can't take action?

will not!

Miles is not one of those 'good guys' who says that rabbits don't eat grass on the edge of their nests. As a lazy person, it's so easy to eat grass on the side of the nest just by talking. The problem is that the grass on the side of the nest is no longer tempting.

If Marlene and other maids over the age of twenty-five had watched him grow up and been taken care of since childhood, they had the feeling of a mother taking care of her children. It would be understandable to give Miles a sense of guilt that he could not bear. Original.

But the maids on the 13th, 14th and 15th were the same age as Hua when they were sent.

Miles raised him without even thinking about it.

Let’s go to Maid No. 16, the girl whose owner can assassinate him in the middle of the night and cover his murder weapon. She is a girl who is above all men’s aesthetic standards, and he is also an adult boy. Even if he is affected by the coming of age ceremony, he is not in the mood. Go do something else.

But the lack of the most primitive impulse towards a beautiful girl is probably the biggest problem.

His functions are now normal.

"hiss!"

After thinking about it carefully, Miles touched the top of his head where there was no grass: "Why do I suddenly have the sense that my wife is mine, but she is someone else's wife?" He asked, "The untouched and intact wife is me" His wife!?”

"Waiting online, it's quite urgent!"

"Fuck!"

Miles suddenly had seven orifices opened to six, and the two channels of Ren and Du were opened. When he looked at the charming Marlene, he just felt that the old maid Huanghua was plotting against him. She shouldn't, really shouldn't.

When a woman shows that she is plotting against you, it means that you are really not good as a man.

I can’t say anything specific.

However, Miles didn’t feel that he was incompetent. He just felt that he had been in sage mode before, always being guided by some kind of thought. Even if a beautiful woman was in his arms, he would sit still like Liu Xia Hui, obviously. A malicious young master is set up but he rewards himself with craft work every day.

Snapped!

Miles used his crafty hands to reward himself with a big dick: "You idiot!"

That's right.

Miles only felt that he was a SB, and he realized it too late. The most important thing is that Carmel left a backdoor for you when he was reborn. Otherwise, there are so many beauties around him and none of them would have touched one. To put it bluntly, wouldn’t it be that the step-son should be given to the biological son? Raise a woman.

"Damn it, how much time have I wasted!"

The corners of his eyes suddenly felt a little moist. Miles wanted to avoid the end of the Bond family's destruction. It was true that he was offline early, and it was true that the villains also made wedding dresses for the protagonists.

But he was the first to be treated so wrongly by a villainous young master.

"Are all humans such strange creatures?"

The little elf looked at Miles, who was crying and laughing for a while, and acting enlightened for a while. The little elf was greatly puzzled. To those who were not familiar with it, he was either mentally ill or a man with a changeable temperament.

Marlene expressed that she was used to Miles who sometimes behaved strangely.

But when Miles looked at Marlene again, for some reason, Marlene suddenly shrank back. She always felt that the little boy who had grown up had changed. As for what was different, she couldn't say. come out.

"Marlene, help me tidy up the room tonight!"

After saying something incomprehensible and letting Marlene figure it out, Miles turned his attention to the elf again. He looked at the small elf like a doll, and the cup was just the right size.

"Although I have no evidence, I always feel like you are thinking of something bad!"

After Miles showed his sudden enlightenment about life, the elf girl became less afraid of this human being and spoke more eloquently. She also asked the question why she reacted so violently before and wanted to break free from the cage.

Because she felt a breath of the same origin, even though it was very weak, it was...

…elf!

Sorry for the late posting. Yesterday, the dog author and his girlfriend met their parents, and they were suddenly called to work the night shift. I got up late today...