Sign in to cultivate immortality: Cannon fodder counterattacks with the help of your heart

At the same time, Hua Qingruo farted again. This fart was melodious and melodious, but the smell was very uncomfortable.

"Pfft~~~"

Hua Qingruo's face turned red for a moment, and then she screamed uncontrollably: "Ahhhhh"

Huangfu Chen's personal guard Wu Xin was so frightened that he trembled all over, "Tsk tsk tsk, the young master's play is really exciting. Listen to this sound, even a simple-minded person like me is a little nervous."

At this moment, Wu Xin was hiding in the dark and did not show up. Of course, due to Huangfuchen's prior explanation, he did not see the scene in the room, but could vaguely hear Hua Qingruo's screams in his ears.

The next second, he sniffed lightly with his nose, only to feel that the smell in the air seemed a bit wrong.

"Huh? Why is there no movement? Could it be that you are tired and fell asleep?"

Wuxin didn't hear any movement inside for a long time, so he thought the two of them fell asleep due to exhaustion.

But then he thought of something, his heart skipped a beat, and his expression immediately changed, "No, something happened to the young master."

As soon as his figure flashed, he jumped out of the darkness, then quickly opened the door and walked in.

The moment I opened the door unintentionally, I felt a strange and powerful odor rushing towards my face, which subconsciously made me feel sick to my stomach.

He pinched his nose hurriedly, glanced coldly, and saw Hua Qingruo, who was lying on the ground and had not recovered for a long time.

Not far from Hua Qingruo, there was a young man who passed out on the ground. His eyes were closed, and his clothes were loose and draped on his body. His belt was not fastened, his shoes and socks were not worn, and his feet were bare. .

It was Huangfu Chen who fainted from the smoke.

When Hua Qingruo saw someone coming in, she felt angry and anxious. Then she hurriedly picked up the clothes scattered on the ground to cover her body. At this moment, she had no clothes on, so she was completely naked.

However, the more anxious he became, the less able he was to control himself, and he farted several times in succession.

"Pfft~~~"

Wu Xin was shocked and stunned, and finally couldn't help it. With a "vomit" sound, he bent over and vomited crazily, almost vomiting out the bitter bile in his stomach.

Damn it, he finally knew why the young master fainted. Was his feelings soured by Hua Qingruo's fart?

He could understand that Hua Qingruo had three emergencies, but since Hua Qingruo was not feeling well, why didn't she tell the young master in advance? Why not solve it in advance?

Even though he was not feeling well, he still insisted on serving the young master. I had seen people competing for favor, but I had never seen the fight for favor become like this.

All I can say is that the young master is so charming.

After unintentionally vomiting, he suppressed his nausea and quickly picked up Huangfu Chen who was unconscious on the ground. His tall black figure flashed and quickly disappeared into the room.

As Wuxin left with Huangfuchen on his back, Hua Qingruo was the only one left in the room.

Hua Qingruo farted several times in a row because she was hit by the foul-smelling pill. The door and windows were closed tightly, and she couldn't bear it anymore.

In the end, Hua Qingruo herself fainted gorgeously.

Passed out by her own fart.

At the same time, in the east area of ​​Tianyu City, in a room in the Meiyuan of Molan Villa, behind a huge screen.

"Wow~"

Lu Yuyan stepped out of the bathtub, wiped off the water stains on her body, put on the clothes on the stool on one side, arranged her hair again, and then turned her attention to the bathtub.

At this time, the originally dark medicinal bath had turned into clear water. It was obvious that the medicinal power inside had been absorbed by Lu Yuyan's body.

"Everyone, please check for me. Is the poison of Xiaolingsan in my body cured?"

Lu Yuyan said to the system in her heart.

She couldn't check it out herself, unless someone like Jun Lanshang had a cultivation level much higher than hers.

"Okay, host."

The system agreed, and then began to scan for her.

After a while, the system told her that the poison had been cured, which made Lu Yuyan breathe a sigh of relief and made her feel a lot more relaxed.

From being poisoned to being released, it only takes a few hours. Therefore, her cultivation level has not changed much.

At most, she lost part of the spiritual energy stored in her Dantian.

But with this little bit of spiritual power, she came back within a few days of practice, so it wasn't a big problem.

Later, Lu Yuyan thought about Hua Qingruo again, wondering how powerful the vicious pill was and whether anything funny had happened.

"Everything, what's going on over there with Hua Qingruo?"

Lu Yuyan was anxious to watch the show and asked almost impatiently.

The system became excited when the host asked about this, "Host, when Hua Qingruo and Huangfu Chen were doing things, they farted several times in a row and knocked Huangfu Chen unconscious."

Lu Yuyan was stunned in shock, her mouth opened in an O shape, "Fart? Did you also make Huangfu Chen faint?"

Although I have heard the system introduce the efficacy of the Vicious Pill a long time ago, saying that the Smelly Pill is invincible and the farts produced will be a thousand times more smelly than usual.

But I really didn't expect that it would actually reach the point where it could knock people out.

Lu Yuyan mourned for Huangfu Chen in her heart. She just wanted to teach Hua Qingruo a lesson and make Hua Qingruo look embarrassed in front of Huangfu Chen, his financial sponsor.

If Hua Qing doesn't care about Huangfu Chen? Then she decided to kill him, which would not only cut off Hua Qingruo's resources, but also make that woman Hua Qingruo miserable, but she really didn't expect the effect to be beyond her expectations.

Huangfu Chen, Huangfu Chen, I'm so sorry. It's not good for you to hook up with anyone, but you have to hook up with Hua Qingruo. It's unlucky for you.

Lu Yuyan was immersed in her own thoughts.

Then, the system continued to gloat: "Hahaha, that's not all. Hua Qingruo was also fainted by her own fart, and no one has woken up until now."

"Did you faint from your own fart?"

The corners of Lu Yuyan's mouth twitched and she thought to herself, the stench pill is really invincible, it can be used as a weapon.

Although very few people knew about this, it quickly spread quietly in the world of cultivation.

It was first spread from the mouth of Huangfu Chen's personal secret guard Wu Xin.

In fact, he didn't mean to expose his young master's ugliness, but he was really panicking, so he complained about it to his companions.

Gradually, this matter spread to ten, ten to hundreds, and hundreds to thousands.

Soon, the entire cultivation world basically knew about it.

The monks in the entire cultivation world were talking quietly, with excited and unbelievable expressions on their faces.

Ruyi Tea House in Tianyu City.

"Have you heard about it?" A male cultivator leaned over and said mysteriously.

The companion next to him immediately guessed what he wanted to say, and he chuckled, "Are you talking about the time when Huangfu Chen and Hua Qingruo were doing that, they farted suddenly, and then made Huangfu Chen faint?"

"Yes, it's not unusual to fart. This man has three urgent needs and no one can bear it. But what kind of fart can actually make Huangfu Chen faint?"

"I guess Hua Qingruo must have eaten too much stinky tofu or garlic, otherwise why would it be so smelly, hahaha."

"I guess so. It's so fun, hahaha."

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Although the voices of these people were not loud, the monks' ears were very good, and almost everyone present heard them.

Jiang Li was also at Ruyi Tea House at the moment. Sitting opposite her was Shen Yu. They were sitting facing each other by the window drinking tea.

"Pfft."

At this moment, Shen Yu, who had a contented face, suddenly spit out a mouthful of tea. His face was full of shock and disbelief, and then the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

Jiang Li, who was sitting opposite Shen Yu, also looked shocked, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, it's really outrageous. There is such a thing?"

Jiang Li smiled with trembling flowers, no image, and an extremely exaggerated expression.

It's not that she doesn't want to pay attention to her image, it's just so funny that she can't help it.

Especially, the woman who made a fool of herself was Hua Qingruo, whom she hated. She was even happier, with eyes full of gloating.

Huangfu Chen is the man she likes. Although the relationship between the two is not confirmed, Jiang Li cannot interfere in Huangfu Chen's personal affairs. But in fact, Jiang Li had long disliked Hua Qingruo.

Although the affair between Huangfu Chen and Hua Qingruo has not been made public, who in the world of cultivation does not know that the two are secretly having an affair? Is it the concubine?

Jiang Li naturally knew about it, and when he knew it, he also hated Hua Qingruo in his heart.

At this time, I heard that Huangfu Chen was knocked unconscious by Hua Qingruo's fart, and it spread out, causing the entire cultivation world to know about it.

Under such circumstances, Jiang Li didn't believe that Huangfu Chen would continue to look for Hua Qingruo. Don't talk about looking for her, I'm afraid that if you see Hua Qingruo in the future, you will take a detour.

Jiang Li looked gloating and felt extremely happy.

Although Shen Yu thought this was outrageous, he just smiled and let it pass. Then, he continued to drink tea with his head down and no longer cared.