Sign in to cultivate immortality: Cannon fodder counterattacks with the help of your heart

Jiang Li saw that Dugu Mo had gone to Lu Yuyan's table and couldn't stand still, so he returned to his seat.

Seeing Jiang Li sit back, Qin Youyou looked at her with disdain and said sarcastically: "It's so embarrassing, I'm even ashamed of you."

Jiang Li looked at Qin Youyou with cold eyes, but she was too lazy to argue with him. Instead, she looked out the window and looked at the scenery.

But in fact, he was secretly paying attention to the movements at Lu Yuyan's table.

Shen Yu glanced at Qin Youyou coldly, feeling unhappy, but thinking that it was Li'er who caused the trouble, he didn't say anything.

Su Chenyang glared at Qin Youyou with a warning look, asking her to restrain herself.

Qin Youyou curled her lips, looked at Jiang Li, and closed her mouth, no longer taunting her.

Here, Lu Yuyan wanted to leave, but Dugu Mo was sitting next to her, making her feel uncomfortable.

Although Dugu Mo's expression didn't seem to mean he wanted to kill her, Lu Yuyan was inexplicably nervous.

It felt like there was a needle under my butt, and I was restless and looked very awkward.

Jun Lanshang saw her nervous and restless expression, put down his wine glass, looked at Dugu Mo and said, "Your Highness Dugu, we have something else to do, so we'll leave now and we'll meet again next time."

His voice was calm and his words were very polite.

"Okay." Dugu Mo raised his head and took a sip of wine without holding back.

But then, he looked at Jun Lanshang with a half-smile, and teased with a smile on his face, "You have changed a lot. Who in the entire six realms doesn't know that Immortal Lord Mo Lan is the hardest to chase, and the most ruthless, never It really surprises me that I put any woman in my eyes and now I start to care about what women think?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he took a mouthful of vegetables and put it into his mouth, chewing slowly, with a happy look on his face.

Jun Lanshang frowned, looking slightly embarrassed. Then, from the corner of his eye, he glanced at Lu Yuyan. He thought she would be embarrassed or blush, but she was stunned and looked shocked.

Then, he asked Dugu Mo: "Has he been pursued by many women in the past? Then does he have a wife? No, I mean a Taoist lover or a sweetheart."

She didn't know why she asked, she just wanted to know this question.

Jun Lanshang had a dark look on his face when he heard this. He never thought that Yuyan would be curious about whether he had any Taoist companions and asked him in public.

For a moment, he looked very embarrassed.

He has only unlocked half of his memories, and he is really not sure if he had a Taoist companion or a confidante before. For some reason, at this moment, he suddenly felt a little panicked, even nervous.

Dugu Mo really didn't expect that Lu Yuyan would ask such a ridiculous question.

"Pfft!"

He couldn't hold it back for a moment, and he spit out a mouthful of wine in his mouth, "Ahem..."

Dugu Mo coughed twice, looking a little embarrassed. Then he pulled the towel lying on the table and wiped his mouth, looking at the two of them with a half-smile.

For some reason, he suddenly wanted to tease the two of them.

"Although he doesn't have a Taoist companion, he does have a confidante, what you call a close friend." Naturally, he said this to Lu Yuyan.

There is no such thing as a confidante, he is just talking nonsense. Jun Lanshang looks ascetic and celibate, just like a monk. What's the point?

Of course, there are also some who are obsessed with Jun Lanshang, a female witch and fairy, and it seems that there are quite a few of them.

"What? He has a confidante? A sweetheart?"

Lu Yuyan's expression was stunned, and she froze on the spot for a moment. She suddenly felt stuffy in her heart. She couldn't describe the feeling, but it was just uncomfortable.

Jun Lanshang took a deep look at Lu Yuyan, then turned his gaze to Dugu Mo and said with a dark face: "That's nonsense, where is the confidante? Why don't I know?"

Although he only has half of his memory, there is nothing good about him in this half of his memory.

Dugu Mo turned the wine glass in his hand, raised his eyebrows and looked at Jun Lanshang, and said with a half-smile, "Didn't your memory not be completely unlocked? Do you remember this?"

Jun Lanshang's face darkened again, and he said unhappily: "Although I only have half of my memory, there is no trace of a woman in this half of my memory. Please stop talking nonsense."

Dugu Mo chuckled and didn't say anything, but he didn't explain to Jun Lanshang either.

As for whether the two misunderstood each other, what did it have to do with him?

Lu Yuyan was communicating with the system in her heart, "Anyway, does Jun Lanshang have a crush? Tell the truth, don't lie to me?"

The system was stunned. It never expected that the host would ask such a question, but it still said: "No, but there are many fairies and demons who like him and want to sleep with him in their dreams. If the host likes him, he will die miserably. of."

When Lu Yuyan heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. As for the system's words about how someone would die miserably, she didn't listen at all.

She felt a little uncomfortable thinking that Dugu Mo actually lied to her.

"Come on, put a stink pill on Dugu Mo's body, no, put it on Jiang Li. Use it now."

From the corner of her eye, Lu Yuyan caught a glimpse of Jiang Li who was sitting by the window looking at the scenery. Her eyes flashed and she immediately changed her tune.

Dugu Mo is a man, so his image won't have much impact, but it would be fun if Jiang Li farted in public.

Dugu Mo was eating. If he smelled the extremely disgusting smell, I wouldn't believe he could continue to eat.

The system was speechless for a while, but it still said hello and told her that it had been used on Jiang Li.

Lu Yuyan secretly smiled and pulled Jun Lanshang away quickly.

She didn't want to smell Jiang Li's stinky farts, so of course she had to get away quickly.

When Dugu Mo saw Lu Yuyan and Jun Lanshang leaving quickly, he was a little confused and thought, "Why are they running so fast?"

He shook his head and did not get up to go back to his table. Instead, he sat here and drank. Of course, he ordered the waiter to bring the food and wine over here.

Here, not long after Lu Yuyan and Jun Lanshang left.

Several people at Su Chenyang's table also stood up from their seats and prepared to leave.

Jiang Li had just taken two steps when suddenly her stomach growled.

Shen Yu, Su Chenyang and Qin Youyou were stunned and stopped to look at her.

Before Shen Yu could say anything concerned, the next moment, Jiang Li made a strange noise. This noise seemed to have a melody, and it turned a corner. It was also accompanied by a strong smell.

"Pfft~~~"

Jiang Li's face suddenly turned red, and then she let out a shrill scream: "Ah..."

Her fart was noisy and smelly, no less than what Hua Qingruo farted that day.

At that moment, the faces of all the guests on the ninth floor turned the color of pig liver, and they looked at Jiang Li in shock.

So fairies fart too? It still smells so bad? Isn't this the second Hua Qingruo?

The guests on the ninth floor are eating. Now they smell the stench. How can they endure it?

"vomit…"

Su Chenyang, Shen Yu and Qin Youyou, who were walking with Jiang Li, were the first to vomit.

Even though Dugu Mo was far away and could smell the stench floating in the air, he vomited all the food in his stomach with a "wow" sound.

He had never smelled such a stinky fart. It was a thousand times more stinky than the rotting corpses piled up in the dark prisons of the Demon Realm.

Fortunately, this place is on the ninth floor, and there is ventilation everywhere. Although the stench is unbearable, it is not to the point of being fainted.

"Hurry up and get out of here. If you don't leave, we might be like Huangfu Chen and faint from the fart smoke."

Afterwards, all the guests on the ninth floor put down their spiritual stones one after another and began to flock toward the stairs.

Jiang Li was ashamed and angry. She never thought that this kind of thing would happen to her. She was still laughing at Hua Qingruo a few days ago. Is this retribution? Shouldn't she laugh at others behind their backs?

Then, she farted several more times.

Now, the guests on the entire floor were walking faster and faster. Because the stairs were crowded with people, it was impossible to get down. Some people simply flew out of the window.

Qin Youyou glared at Jiang Li with disdain, "It's really unlucky. If you feel uncomfortable in your stomach, just go to the toilet and no one will stop you. It's really true."

When she opened her mouth like this, her mouth was full of stench, and her whole body felt disgusted.

Then, there was another sound of "vomit..." and he vomited again.

After greeting Jiang Li's eighteenth generation ancestors in her heart, she quickly flew away from the window.

Su Chenyang walked towards the window while vomiting. He said to Jiang Li with complicated eyes, "Miss Jiang, I'll take the first step. I'm sorry."

Then, Qin Youyou flew away from the window right behind him.

Even the beautiful thoughts he had for Jiang Li disappeared.

Even if he had a good impression of Jiang Li, he was no match for the power of the stinky fart.

Jiang Li knew that Su Chenyang disliked her, so her face turned red and she screamed again, "It's not me, it's not me."

At the same time, a few more farts were made.

"vomit…"

This time, even she herself vomited.

Shen Yu bent over and kept vomiting there, almost vomiting out the bitter bile in his stomach, but he insisted on not leaving.