Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

In the vast Gobi desert, a Raptor was speeding on the road. It was Sherlock who was about to set off to experience the self-driving crossing. However, Sherlock's expression at this time was not the excited one at the beginning.

As for the reason, it is very simple. What was originally planned as a solo spiritual journey suddenly turned into a journey for two people.

Just travel, take a look at the legendary Iron Man in the co-pilot, Mr. Tony Shit, this guy even wears a suit when traveling! !

It had been two full days since Tony stopped him at the door of his store. My dear Uncle Tony had also been wearing a suit for two full days and was sitting in his co-pilot.

Sherlock looked at Tony, who was currently using the projection in his suit to handle the group's official business, with disgust. His eyes were full of confusion. Finally, Sherlock couldn't help but complain.

"I said, dear Uncle Tony, if you can't let go of work, why don't you go back? Lying at home watching the American Daddy Show and drinking some ice is no better than sitting in my co-pilot wearing a suit right now. A lot?"

Tony was stunned for a moment by Sherlock's complaints, and then he opened the mask of his armor angrily, gave Sherlock a big eye roll, and then said.

"My dear nephew, you are the one who insists on experiencing a self-driving trip. I have no objection to your traveling. I also mentioned taking a plane, but you refused.

Then I took the next step and said I wanted to buy an RV so that we could watch the American Daddy Show together in the evening, but you refused. Now I am worth hundreds of billions and sit in the passenger seat of your broken pickup truck. What else is there to be dissatisfied with? "

Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock really had an old story that he was holding back in his mouth. He became more and more angry after thinking about it for a while. After taking a step back, Sherlock couldn't stand Tony anymore.

"Tony, shit! Do you even know what self-driving travel is? Look at the RV you proposed! Can that thing be called an RV? Have you ever seen an RV that has eighteen wheels and is bomb-proof?

Also, we are traveling, why are you wearing your armor? Damn it, I don’t even dare to take you to the town!

Damn it, I just wanted to go to the town to experience the local customs, but I was welcomed by the mayor himself! Damn it, for a moment I didn’t even know whether I was traveling or looking at investments with you.

And the most important thing is, it’s been two whole days! I've never seen you take off your armor before. Don't you want to go to the toilet? Aren't you hot in such a hot weather?

Who would be a good person who would travel by car wearing a battle armor? "

Sherlock complained as fiercely as a machine gun. I, Sherlock, have a sentence mmp that I must say, and not only do I say it, I also say it in person!

But it was obvious that Tony didn't care at all about Sherlock's complaints. Instead, he touched his chin and thought for a while before speaking.

"Well, what you said makes sense. I should really develop a more portable armor. The current armor is a bit inconvenient. Jarvis, record this idea and start researching it when I get back.

As for the problem you mentioned about going to the toilet, as a genius, I already thought of this when I was designing the armor on the Internet! "

After that, Tony pointed to the iron pants of his steel armor and continued.

"At the beginning of the design, I had already thought about long-term combat. This place can be folded for my convenience, and because I have to consider extreme environments, there is a purification device in my armor. If I really can't hold it in, It can be solved directly in the armor.

The armor can automatically filter and turn it into pure water for drinking. And thanks to your magic potion, I can solve problems in a variety of ways. "

Having said that, Tony no longer hesitated. He placed his hands on both sides of his pelvis. With a slight exertion, he made a sound, just like the sound of Lego being pulled out. Tony directly pushed his hip shaft He picked it up from his own body.

The most amazing thing is that the hip shaft that Tony is holding in his hand is still wearing steel armor, and after the hip shaft was taken off, Tony did not lose support and slumped in the chair.

On the contrary, it remained as usual, as if after taking off the hip shaft, there was still an invisible thing supporting Tony's body, and even all the functions of the armor were still intact.

Sherlock's brows jumped as he finally understood what the entry on Tony's head meant.

'Entry: Doll Life

Entry effect: The user will turn into an extremely realistic doll

Time: 00:10:08'

Co-authoring a doll life is like transforming into Lego.

But the next second, Sherlock felt his blood pressure rise suddenly.

I saw Tony opening the car window, holding his hip shaft with both hands and sticking out the window. The next second, Tony's face showed a comfortable expression.

Sherlock felt his blood pressure rise as he watched this scene. He stepped on the brakes to slow down and roared at Tony.

"Tony is a big piece of shit! If you dare to pee on my car, I'm not done with you!!!"

Regarding Sherlock's threat, Tony seemed not to have heard a sheep. Outside the window was the uninhabited desert, and Tony was not afraid that his behavior would be seen.

After a while, Tony took his hip shaft back out of the window and gently pressed it to its original place, followed by a crisp 'wave' sound.

Tony's hip shaft returned to its original position, and there was no gap visible on the armor, as if Tony taking off his hip shaft just now was an illusion.

Sherlock prefers this to be an illusion. Tony's behavior in the past two days has truly broken all the filters about Iron Man before Sherlock traveled through time.

At this time, Sherlock felt that he was about to suffer from high blood pressure. If possible, what Sherlock wanted to do most at this moment was undoubtedly to beat his dear uncle severely.

Give me back the Iron Man I saw in the movie! ! !

Unlike Sherlock, who had his filter shattered and felt hopeless, Tony himself didn't feel anything inappropriate about his behavior at all, and was minding his own business as he looked at the entries that were about to end.

At the end of the countdown, a tube protruded from Tony's armor, and Tony bit the tube without hesitation and took a sip.

Watching Tony drink the potion, Sherlock frowned even deeper, and after thinking about it, he said to Tony.

"Tony, magic potions are not omnipotent! Antidotes cannot always help you. You must know that magic potions are also medicines, and medicines will have resistance. If you drink like this, the effect of the antidote on you will become weaker and weaker.

Seriously, if you have time to waste with me here, why not go home and study new armor or new elements. "

Regarding Sherlock's proposal, Tony just gave a perfunctory hum and didn't say much. But the next second, Tony's expression changed drastically and he said to Sherlock seriously.

"parking!!"

Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock quickly stepped on the brakes. After the car stopped, Tony got out of the car and closed the armor without any hesitation. Just when Sherlock didn't know what happened.

Tony left a message that he needed to find Pepper for something, and asked Sherlock to leave first, and he would catch up.

Before Tony left, Sherlock saw that the entry on top of Tony's head had changed.

'Entry: Rubber life

Entry effect: Increase a certain part of the body every thirty minutes, change it every thirty minutes, and the part is random.

Entry time: 23:59:01'

As if he understood something, Sherlock slapped the steering wheel jealously, then sinfully picked up his cell phone and called his future aunt Pepper.